Whilst it is true that i do have a certain love for v neck t shirts (originating sometime around mid May this year) I must state that any illness / disability is not downs syndrome related. In fact, I think the person responsible for thise needs a long hard look in said mirror - window lickers are not there to be poked fun at.

Any illness i had was purely attention span related and a backlash towards the alarming increase of pikey students being admitted by UEA. This, coupled with a staggering decrease in the amount of alright people in the LCR (a.k.a Richard Matthews memorial discothequé)could mean only one thing....

UEA is full o' cunts! Not a startling revelation as i'm sure you are aware.

BTW these muscles are for nothing more than opening deli style tuna and cucumber rolls served with extra mayo in the union bar.

Yours,

the most alright c-unit to grace UEA's (less than) hallowed halls.

Also - don't even begin to embark on a war of cusses with me...you'll get sexually assaulted by my pet (Breath) monster

Hope the season is going well...i do sometimes miss the odd game in the BUSA East Anglia and south east midlands division 4 relegation battle.