Once upon a time there was a girl who had a virus. Instead of giving up and going to sleep like anyone with an ounce of sense would have done, the girl decided to carry on with normal life and just take a couple of Beechams Cold and Flu tablets. Unfortunately a couple turned into a box, and a box turned into a small pharmacetical warehouse. The girl soon learned that too many of said tablets does not equal happiness. Infact it equals disorientation (putting washing in the oven), halucinations (hearing mates voices while on the train), random attacks of crazy energy leading to serious ramble (caffine!) and hot flushes as if the menopause had come a few decades early. So, for future reference, if your glands are swollen and your head is sore, just go to bloody bed!!!

This is cautionary tale. Fell Club in no way condones the taking of any drugs to an excessive amount...even if the caffine does make you high :)